FallCon 2006; A Long, Boring Report

Part One - A Garage Sale That Had Blown Up

Somehow, miraculously, our drive to and from FallCon was efficient, quick, and without incident.  That's a first.  Usually, the trip is marked by at least one unexpected sidetrip into the wrong end of Minneapolis, a couple of half-hour long road construction delays, and any number of impassioned finger-pointing map-reading arguments ("Is it exit 2A, 2B, or what?"  "Just look at the map!").  The WOMP Staff and I hit the Minnesota State Fairgrounds, most recent home of FallCon, at 9:00AM.  Even though this was an hour before the show was to start, we were still cutting it pretty close if we hoped to set up before the crowds starting rolling in.  As we rolled our little carts of assorted Monkey items and display stuff past the line of gathering fans waiting to get in, my eye caught a familiar face...which, in turn, looked back at me with the same puzzled look of growing recognition.  There, just a week after hearing from Old School O.F.O.WOMP Kyle J. Bertelsen after almost ten years, was another member of Splash Page, Ink; George Barth!  George is a multitalented artist, who provided much of the dynamism for our little group.  As The Staff and I passed him in our rush to set up, we exchanged quick pleasantries ("Mundt!"  "Hey, I know you!"), and promised to talk more later.  Inside, we found that our spot this year was right in the front row, fifty feet or so from the entrance, and directly across the aisle from Bronze Age comics greats Ernie Chan, Alex Nino, and Tony DeZuniga!  The only downside was that, due to the great placement, we had just half of an eight-foot table...and about three tables' worth of stuff (once set, I said that the WOMP spot looked like a garage sale that had blown up).  We found a way to squeeze just about everything in, but there was no room for Fallfire stuff.  No big deal, I guess.  Also, as promised, I dropped prices on our stuff to "clearance sale" prices.  T-shirts and sweatshirts were $4.00, hats were $3.00, and some stuff was FREE!  I had printed two-hundred copies of the second issue of Tales From The WOMP-Blog, this one featuring the story "Those Kind of Guys" (from September of 2004).  Those, along with Dan bookmarks and omnipresent Smarties, were handed out to whoever got close to the table...until I started running out!  That, in itself, is a sign of some success, which added to our overall sense that this may have been one of our best shows ever.  Oh, and we had great "table buddies" again this year, so that also helped.  "Table buddies" is the term I apply to fellow guests on either side of us, and, because our table was also on a corner, we had many more of those than usual.
 
FallCon 2006; A Long, Boring Report

Part Two - Another Funny Subtitle

The show was packed this year, from number of guests to the gathered throngs of "goers."  There were great geeks and fabulous fanboys of all sorts, from Trek weirdies to comics nerds.  Every face, and I mean EVERY one that passed the WOMP table, was like a beautiful caricature, glowing with individuality and personality.  I told The Staff that I had a vision of photographing everyone, then recreating the entire convention hall as a huge drawing.  That, of course, will never happen, but the thought crossed my mind.  Some of the faces were of Official Friends of WOMP.  We saw just about everyone we'd hoped to see, including magical malcontent Mike Toft, jovial Jeff Rose, and Why-Can't-I-Remember-His-Last-Name Sam C. (former lead singer of the folk/rock band, My Cousin Dallas).  As I mentioned, we also saw Old School O.F.O.WOMP George Barth.  A longer visit with him later on Saturday provided the shocking news that George is not only married, but is actually someone's DAD!  YOW!  Past Fallfire entrants also stopped by, including Dan "Amongst The Leaves" Dittmer, 2005 Grand Prize Winner David B. "Autumn Is Burning" Crady, and long-standing O.F.O.WOMP, and 2005 Second Prize winner, Derek J. Anderson!  Derek, in fact, came with his entire young family, including six-month-old son Ezra (who hit on The Staff the entire time).  As it was Ezra's first comic book convention, we gave him a Kitty Boy T-shirt to commemorate the event.  He, however, was more interested in our shiny name badges.  Oh, well.  We also were happy to have really great "table buddies" this year.  On one side was a large display for Aspirations Media, publishers of wonderful books of fantasy and adventure.  The author of most of these books, Chad Corrie, is a very nice, somewhat reserved guy who was a great conversationalist and a wonderful neighbor.  On our other side, we shared a table with Maxxximum Madcap, colorful cartoonist of the syndicated comic strip FUD4THOT.  Maxxx actually lives very near WOMP H.Q., so we hope to get together again soon (on a side-note, he is also friends with O.F.O.WOMP Mike Toft, who actually attended Maxxx's wedding!).  We both had all sorts of fun with the unconventional Maxxx, who really "made" this FallCon for us.  Right behind Maxxx, around the corner, was Kurt Wood, artist of the all-ages comic Brandon's Little Problem.  Because we were essentially back-to-back, we didn't have the chance to talk very much, but I did commission Kurt to draw WOMP character Ferrex just for fun.  He hit that ball out of the park, even fully inking and then shading the piece with gray markers.  The Staff and I also became fans of artist Katie Cook, a fantastic cartoonist, from one aisle over, who has done artwork for such iconic properties as Star Wars and The Lord of The Rings.  We bought two of her colorful prints; one of cutesy-kid versions of Spider-Man and Dr. Octopus (The Staff got that one), the other of the sweetest little Yoda I've ever seen (that's the one I purchased).  Her portfolio is chock full of such great, sweet art, that we wanted to buy it all...and we might have, too, if she hadn't completely sold out by mid-Sunday!  Other than gawking at Katie's stuff, we didn't have much time to look around, but we did do a bit of fanboying (or geekgirling, in The Staff's case). 
 
FallCon 2006; A Long, Boring Report

Part Three - Get Your Geek On

Plenty of fanboy frenzy at this year's con.  I didn't get to thoroughly sift through every booth or display, but both The WOMP Staff and I found time to sample a bit of what FallCon 2006 had to offer.  As I told you, we fell in love with the artwork of cartoonist Katie Cook, and, had we discovered her table on Saturday instead of Sunday, we would have given her a hefty amount of our earnings just to get our hands on her fantastic art.  Someday, I will find the guts to talk to strangers, but, unfortunately, that time has not yet come, so we must love Katie from afar for now.  And I do mean afar, as she said that FallCon was a ten hour drive from wherever she lives!  That makes our three and a half hour drive seem like a joy.  Also, as you may recall, the WOMP booth was directly across the aisle from a table with Ernie Chan, Alex Nino, and Tony DeZuniga.  We watched them for two days, and I can report that they, and their wives, were wonderful, kind, and patient with anyone who stopped by...including me.  I couldn't stand it.  I just had to go look at their stuff.  Mr. DeZuniga even had a wall of art prints behind him...a wall that tempted me to spend, spend, spend!  Well, again, I was too chicken to talk to any of these legends, so I merely stopped by, smiled politely, then slunk back to my pathetic booth.  But, in the moments I was there, my eyes nearly bugged out of my stupid head!  Mr. DeZuniga had drawn GIGANTIC (2' x 3') fully-inked studies of some of the characters with which he is most associated, including an absolutely gorgeous full figure piece featuring Jonah Hex (if I had that drawing today, I could die happy tonight).  Mr. Chan had brought REAMS of his vintage professional work, including many original comics cover illustrations.  One, from a 1970's issue of Claw, The Unconquered, looked like a museum piece...and, I guess, it should be!  Mr. Nino had many unpublished fantasy illustrations with him (which were, presumably, for sale).  With no offense meant to Mr. DeZuniga or to Mr. Chan, I have to say that Alex Nino has always been one of my favorite artists, so I was particularly interested in what he had on display.  Awesome.  Back at the WOMP table, I tried to explain the artistic merits and characteristics of the work of these three artists.  As I did, The Staff exclaimed "I was wondering when you'd finally get your geek on!"  And I was just starting!  I also geeked and gawked at the actual, 1960's TV show Batmobile and Batcycle!  They're so iconic, beautiful, and imbued with nostalgia from my own childhood, that I felt compelled to give to the owner a copy of The Adventures of Monkey #3, the back cover of which features a photo that includes my toy version of the Batcycle.  He seemed really happy to have it.  Late on Sunday, I added some more toys to my collection, buying action figures of Pedro, Kip, and Napoleon Dynamite (Sweet!).  I also had a handful of geek-on-getting moments at the WOMP table, including being asked to draw in a few sketchbooks, the most interesting of which was being compiled by O.F.O.WOMP Ivan Martin.  It featured characters drawn in alphabetical order!  I had the honor of providing a drawing of Monkey for "M."  Isn't that a cool idea?  Also, the table was visited by several costumed folks, including Superman and Batman.  The photo I took of The WOMP Staff hugging Superman is probably worth the trip alone!  All in all, from the logistics of attending, to the sales at the WOMP booth, to the friends we saw or made, to the cool stuff we saw or did, I'd have to conclude that this was a pretty good show!  I don't know whether or not I will attend FallCon, or any con, next year, but, if not, I do know that this was a good one to go out on!