November 30 - Well, November's done, and, with it, Military Comic Book
Character Month here in the ol' WOMP-Blog. Tonight's final character, Sgt.
Rock, shares a common trait with many from the others I've listed so far...and
it's not one which you may be thinking of. In spite of the penchant to
recycle, reimagine, or restart comics characters these days, there once was a
sense that some characters, especially those from a historic period (other than
our own) might actually die. In fact, it was always the plan. The
Viking Prince may be cool and all, but, despite what a recent animated
Justice League
Unlimited episode would
have you believe, he died centuries ago. Back in the day, before the more
serious efforts to sew all characters from one publishing company into a single
tapestry of continuity, characters were developed in relative autonomy from
others. That's what made crossovers so much fun, seeing how disparate
"realities" could be cobbled together (the classic "Earth Two" solution being a
prime example). During that long ago period, only a select few super-folks
would be under any intra-company continuity restraints, and even those were of
the "keep the status quo" sort (I mean, come on; how
was Spider-Man having all of those Marvel Team-Ups, with characters as diverse as Man-Thing and Captain Marvel, all
while continuing to conduct business as usual in the non-synced storylines of
The Amazing
Spider-Man, Peter Parker The Spectacular
Spider-Man, and
Spidey Super
Stories?). Back then,
a book's creative team was the primary source of all creative decisions.
One such book was Our Army at
War, featuring "break out"
character Sgt. Rock. Although more or less created by Bob Haney and Ross
Andru, there is little doubt that Rock eventually "belonged" to editor/writer
Bob Kanigher and artist Joe Kubert. As they teamed to tell stories of
dynamic realism, they began to see Rock as a metaphor for the effect of war
itself. Toward that end, it was always their wish, and Mr. Kanigher's
assertion, that the grizzled Sergeant, and all other members of Easy Company,
would die in combat on the last day of World War Two. Kanigher went so far
as to suggest that Rock may have been the last man killed. In researching
(and rereading) the characters I've listed here this month, I found that to be a
common desire amongst the creators of other battle-weary soldiers - that the
characters be killed in fighting on the final day of their respective
conflicts. Some of this is just the desire to wrap things up with a
poetic, gritty finale, but it also came from a desire to have us see those
characters for what they were meant to be; real. OK, so no-one ever had as
many unbelievably close scrapes as Rock and still survived (for example, he used
to shoot down the Luftwaffe's best strafers with hand-held machine guns), but,
each story taken individually, he was still just a guy, a real guy, who couldn't
fly or teleport or whatever. In fact, he was often pretty beat up (being
temporarily blinded in one memorable storyline). And that was the
point. These characters were not meant to go home, get a job at a gas
station or grocery store, and get back to paying bills. These characters
were representative of what a war steals from its combatants; first innocence,
then hope, then fear, then humanity, and, finally, life. This general
theme has pervaded war stories in other media (the movie Platoon and the final episode of M.A.S.H. come to mind), but never so intimately as with
a character who has "lived" with us for so long....and, as it turns out, not
completely yet
anyway. Sgt. Rock's publishing demise lapped over into the rise of uniform
publisher continuity, so he was never allowed to die. He has been seen as
a CIA bureau chief who teams with Batman (ridiculous on so many levels), and an
80-year-old General now in charge of the Pentagon...under President Lex Luthor
(only slightly more believable)! What a disservice. Sgt. Rock is not
just some fictional entity to be utilized for profit and plot. He is an
effigy...a eulogy...for
men who fought, and died. To remove him from that theater would be like
having Abraham Lincoln fight alongside a starship captain (er...sorry;
Star Trek on Nick at Nite again). No, he is not a
superhero, nor even a hero. Rock was, and should always be, a continuous epitaph to the common man in uniform who found himself
in the line of fire during World War Two. Of course, that seems to be how
DC is handling him now, having published Sgt. Rock; Between Hell and a Hard Place, Sgt. Rock; The Prophecy, and so forth - all of which were big sellers,
proving that the character is still as strong as his name suggests. And,
here is that name, the last Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Sgt. Frank Rock!
November 29 - More thoughts about Dave Cockrum tonight...sorta. As
I was watching CNN Headline News this afternoon, they actually discussed Mr.
Cockrum's passing, even reporting that his wife, Paty, had said that he died
wearing his Superman pajamas, under his Batman blanket (a touching note, which
honestly choked up the anchors). My admiration for Dave Cockrum went up
another notch when I heard that...but why? Since then, I've been thinking
about what traits, gifts, and quirks inspire me to admire someone. I came
up with a lot of interesting characteristics, which I was going to share with
you, but, as a list, it was pretty long and boring. Also, when it came
right down to it, I realized that I am less inspired by someone with a single,
predominant positive characteristic, than I am by someone who balances varying
degrees of good and less-good traits, resulting in an overall positive
aggregate. I admire Thomas Jefferson...but not his slave ownership.
I admire Stan Lee, but, well...not his slave ownership (and, on a side note,
might I add one simple observation to the eternal argument about who did what
during the early days of Marvel; regardless of how things were done, and
irrespective of the fairness of the situation, Marvel always, ALWAYS, listed
creator credits, from Day One, and those credits invariably say "Written by Stan
'The Man' Lee." That doesn't make it right, or even true, but, if I worked
for a place that had "Jim Smith, Chief Executive Officer" painted on the door,
then, no matter how much of Jim Smith's job I actually did for him, at least I'd
know what the score was. That happens a lot in any business, but
especially in cartooning, where uncredited assistants and "ghosts" are the
norm. But I digress...). Most of the people whom I admire have
struggled to be more positive than negative, and, in that struggle, became
unique, maybe even quirky, individuals. In fact, "individuality" is right
up there with "sense of humor" as traits I most admire. And speaking of
individuals with a sense of humor brings me back to Mr. Cockrum and his Superman
PJs. How cool, how sweet, how apropos, it is
for a comic book legend to have such a comic book ending. Oddly
poetic. Well, now I'm off to get some work done. Maybe someone out
there will admire me for my work
ethic (yeah...sure).
Here's your Military Comic
Book Character Of The Day - Gen. Thaddeus "Thunderbolt"
Ross!
November 28 - The status is still quo here at WOMP Headquarters.
Nothing is worse, but nothing's better. I suppose that is, then, "good,"
but it seems like every time I feel that way, things get worse (just to keep me
grounded?). I'm still pretty depressed by Dave Cockrum's passing. I
never met him...at least not in person. To me, he was just one of those
magical names on the credits pages of some of my favorite comics. To know
now, though, that he was a real man, who died too soon (only 63), and in
financial difficulties due to his protracted illness, makes him even more
magical to me, not less (as some might imagine). Let me try to
explain. Just in case you didn't know, Mr. Cockrum created, among other
things, many of the most famous X-Men, and fundamentally redesigned virtually
all others. I mention this because I read a beautiful, bittersweet story
about Mr. Cockrum today (reported by Katrina A. Goggins for The Associated
Press). In a nutshell, Mr. Cockrum and a friend, Clifford Meth, attended
one of the recent X-Men movies together. This alone is remarkable, as
Marvel had given Mr. Cockrum no royalties, nor even real credit, for characters
which he'd created (some, like Nightcrawler, imagined years before he even drew
his first comic). Yet, there he was, suffering from advanced diabetes and
virtual poverty, seated at a local showing of a multi-million dollar production
based on his dreams. During the film, Mr. Meth noticed that Mr. Cockrum
was crying. "Dave saw the movie and he cried...not because he was bitter,"
Mr. Meth said. "He cried because his characters were on screen and they were
living." In spite of his plight, and all other reasons to be sorrowful, or
spiteful, he was so joyful that he was brought to tears. Like I said, I
never met him...but can there be any doubt that he was, at least a little,
magical? In honor of Dave Cockrum, here's one of his creations, and
Military Comic Book Character
Of The Day - Cap. Skyler "Sky-Wolf" Wolf!
November 27 - Our cat, Carolina, is a little better today, even showing
many signs of "normalcy" (which, for her, is still pretty strange). Her
improved condition has freed me from "sick watch," allowing me to get a lot of
work done. Among other things, I've now made some extremely preliminary
plans for Fallfire
4, and set up a display of
Fallfire 3 entries at the Prairie du Chien public
library. Yep, toss in a much appreciated day off from the dumb "real" job,
and two episodes of Heroes
on TV (one being last week's episode, which I'd missed, replayed on the SciFi
Channel), and today was on it's way to being "good." Then I found out that
comics legend Dave Cockrum had passed away yesterday. I read it in a
posting on CBGXtra.com by O.F.O.WOMP,
and Comics Buyer's
Guide Trail Boss, Brent
Frankenhoff. Instantly, I had a flood of memories of Mr. Cockrum's
distinctive art. Many things stand out for me. Some are just those
little nuances here and there that attract an artist's eye (or even mine), but
the aspect of Mr. Cockrum's work which is most memorable for me, and which
virtually insures his legacy, was his knack for, and career of, designing
costumes. Many of the most beloved images from my early comics reading are
direct results of Mr. Cockrum's imagination and creativity, like when
Nightcrawler became a swashbuckler, or when Ms. Marvel got her new, sexy (now
classic) suit, or whenever the Starjammers dropped in on the X-Men. There
is something indefinable, yet instantly recognizable, about a Cockrum design,
even when drawn by another artist. Even in this day of "realism" in
comics, computer generated art, and revision after revision, Dave Cockrum's
influence can still be felt. Godspeed, Mr. Cockrum. You will be
missed. My condolences to family, friends, and fans. Here's your
Military Comic Book Character
Of The Day - Lt. "Captain" William Storm!
November 26 - More pet troubles. Carolina, litter sister to Danny
(who passed away two years ago now), has been sick for about a week. Last
night, she seemed to be noticeably worse. She's very subdued today,
preferring to sit virtually motionless rather than curl up or walk around.
We are very worried about her, especially after having so recently also lost our
rabbit. If she doesn't improve by tomorrow, we'll take her to the
vet. It's no fun, all of this worry and heartbreak. The good times
with our pets seem to be no match for the overpoweringly sad emotions felt when
we lose them...although they are, of course, commensurate. That's not to
say that Carolina is that sick, but, you know...they're cats. Eventually,
we're going to have to suffer through losing all of them. And probably
several others through the rest of our lives. As I've been thinking about
it, it occurred to me that The WOMP Staff and I are the only couple I know who
don't have kids. Within the past year, every last O.F.O.WOMP, in-law, co-worker, or whoever, who is part of an established
couple (conventionally referred to as "married") has joined the ranks of the
others who'd already entered parenthood. We're the last hold-outs of free
living! When I worry about my pets, I imagine that all of you reading this
think "You're worried about a sick cat? Try having a sick kid! You
have no idea what worry
is!" And that's true; I don't. That a parent suffers this permanent
state of worry for the rest of their lives is something that must so
fundamentally change a person that they turn into their own parents, like Dr.
Jekyll into Mr. Mom. Me? I'm so emotionally unstable that a sick cat
keeps me from getting work done. I can't excuse it, only confirm it.
The love I have, and receive, from our pets can't compare to what we'd feel
toward/from our own children, but it's still real, and it's all we have.
So, please forgive me if it disrupts the WOMP-Blog once in awhile (like it did
yesterday). Hopefully, our kitty is going to get better, but I thought I'd
better warn ya. Hmm. That's not much of a posting, but I've got to
go check on Carolina now, so it will have to do. Here's your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Master Sgt. Ernie Bilko!
November 25 - Yoips...another skipped day. Sorry. Here's what
would have been the 25th's Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Cap. Frank Castle!
November 24
- It's the day
after Thanksgiving, so here are some leftovers...
- Remember when
Dennis Hastert, then still Speaker of The House, was here in Prairie du
Chien? It turns out that he is building a home nearby, in anticipation of
his retirement.
- Speaking of
remembering P.d.C., do you recall the incident involving the evacuation of our
neighborhood? The guy who caused it all has been sentenced to jail time
for the event (three years?).
- Oh, and
the most recent power outage? The one that went "BANG!?" That was an unlucky squirrel who
unwittingly completed a circuit on an overhead powerline.
- A recent,
quick calculation, by Rivertown Fine Books owner John Malcom, revealed that the
cost of hosting my L. Frank Baum book signing (ads, books, etc.) exceeded
profits of the event by about $7.00, which he considers to be a
success.
- The
owner of Orion Computers, sponsor of the Fallfire
3 "Over 30" award, also
gave two extra prizes at the Fallfire awards presentation event! In addition to Eric Gillitzer, special
prizes went to Natalie Heiring (also the Second Place winner) and Christine
Panka. How cool is that?
- The
WOMPmobile, that dear, old piece of junk that I've been driving in spite of the
knowledge that it will soon suffer a catastrophic failure, is truly on it's last
legs. Yes, yes...I've been saying this for months now, but it's finally
here, no matter how hard I've tried to postpone it. To describe what's
wrong with it, it would be easier to tell you what's still working; the
headlights and brake lights are fine, the left blinker still blinks, the fan is
running again (even without heat), and, on rare occasion, the engine still runs
whenever it finally starts. That, by the way, hasn't happened in four
days.
-
Mmm...real leftovers! The Staff and I just polished off the last of our "take
home plate." If the meal on Thanksgiving was a novel, tonight's snack, of
tiny concentrated amounts of every item from the menu, was a perfect little
haiku.
That's
about it for tonight, I guess. Here's your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Pvt. Eric Koenig!
November 23 - Happy Thanksgiving! Well, of course it is now well
into Friday, the 24th, as I type this, but "Happy Thanksgiving" anyway. We
had a great day, in spite of my shift at the dread "real" job. The WOMP
Staff and I went to my parents' house, where we had a truly traditional feast,
complete with the little kids' table, the expected menu, and my Grandpa
Fry. Grandpa actually gave us quite a scare as he tried to maneuver his
new rolling walker up the two steps into Mom and Dad's house. He put the
walker on the top step, then attempted to use it to pull himself up. We
were just walking up the driveway when we saw my 97-year-old Grandpa slowly
falling backward! We ran up, but, by the time we got there, he'd already
done a sort of slow roll onto his back (never hitting his head, nor anything
else very forcefully). We carefully picked him up, and helped him into the
house. He seemed none the worse for the action, but it
shook me up quite a bit. Inside, once
Grandpa was seated in a nice chair, I nervously asked him how he was
doing. Without missing a beat, he said "Oh, I have my ups and
downs." A big smile hit his face, and we laughed for two minutes.
Ah...family. And you wonder why I'm the way I am. Anyhoo, keeping
with tradition, I now present my 2006 list of -
Top Ten
Things For Which I'm Thankful (Besides The Obvious Stuff, Like Health, Friends,
& Family)
10) Star Wars
movies
9)
rechargeable batteries
8)
Febreze
7) animal
shelters
6)
MapQuest
5) the
color blue
4)
conversation
3) the
USPS/DC Comics superhero stamps
2) Abraham
Lincoln
1)
sight
Well, I'm
off to eat a nice turkey sandwich! Here's your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Snake-Eyes!
November 22 - I don't get to listen to music much anymore. In years
past, I daily spent hours listening to the radio, watching music video networks,
or playing stacks and stacks of records. Somehow, over the last five years
or so, those hours have dwindled to minutes. Now, for whatever reason, I'm
lucky if I hear a single, entire song in any given twenty-four hour period, and
the chance of that song being one which I enjoy is about one in seven.
That means that I only hear around one "good" song per week, and, of the
fifty-two of this past year, only three were new to me. I mention all of
this because, as I thought about it today, it occurred to me that this downward
trend has mirrored the similar decline in my comics-reading. But
why? With comics, I had chalked it
up to the prohibitive cost and relative scarcity of new comics, and the lack of
time required to "waste" on re-rereading
"old" comics from my collection...but, with music? Radio, TV, and old
records are all free (well, "free with other bills," I guess), so cost is not a
factor, and I've got any number of music playing devices literally within arm's
reach of me as I type this, so neither is ease of access. I gave this all
some more thought and soon realized that many of the simple pleasures of my life
have been trickling away from me in recent years. Tonight, I'm alarmed by
all of this unwelcome change. What's at its root? Is this some sort
of inevitability of getting older? No, I don't think so...but I can't be
sure, I suppose. Is it a sign of depression? That seems more likely,
I guess...although I don't feel any more, nor less, depressed than usual.
So, what's going on? I'm still befuddled, partly by not having noticed
this pattern until now, but mostly because I think I have an inkling of what may
be going on. I think that I'm losing touch with my dreams. While
that may sound like the opening line of a pretentious poem, I think that it may
be true. And, by "losing touch," I mean that I am not just getting further
and further away from being able to realize those dreams, but I'm also less and
less clear as to just what they even are, or were, anymore. The dreams of
youth can sometimes be based on imagined levels of "completeness" which are
perceived to be most advantageous for attaining happiness. With age, the
very concept of "completeness" becomes ridiculous (as everyone, especially an
artist, learns that continued growth is actually a key to enjoying life).
That, and it takes so little to make me happy now. An entire day can go
from bad to good for me with just a single photo of a cat, or the sound of a
riverboat whistle, or a smile from a pretty girl (The WOMP Staff, in case you're
wondering). I've either lowered my expectations or I've happened upon some
sort of crazy parallel world where I don't have to be a famous comic book artist
to be happy...or some combination of the two. My boyhood dreams now seem,
like the stuff I listed last night, to be quaint nostalgia. And what does
this have to do with not hearing music as much as I once did? Well, I've
unwittingly rearranged my life to preclude any extraneous chance to "escape,"
which listening to music, and reading comics, used to provide me. Dreams
require dreaming, and dreaming requires escaping daily, conscious life. I
may be over-reaching here, as we all go though periods of more and less interest
in those things which we enjoy, but I can't help feeling that it's all related,
especially since everything seems to have happened at the same time and
rate. Who knows? Maybe I've just been too busy. In fact, come
to think of it, it also all coincides with writing The WOMP-Blog (probably the
true culprit)! Hmmm. Maybe I'd better just wrap this up by posting
your pre-Thanksgiving Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Cap. Janos "Blackhawk" Prohaska!
November 21
- I guess it's
"Nostalgia Night" here at the swingin' WOMP Pad. Co-workers at my dumb
"real" job are generally fifteen or more years younger, or fifteen or more years
older than I, so any off-the-cuff references to Pop Culture that I make either
must be from 1995 or 1965 if I hope to connect with them. If I happen to
mention something from my own distant youth, I'm met with more blank stares than
usual. While this may be the small price I pay to work with the people I
do, it really struck me tonight that I've become embarrassed by "my
generation." Now, don't get me wrong; in general terms, I've ALWAYS been
embarrassed by my generation. For example, between my tenth and twentieth
birthdays, I suffered through the age of disco, the rise of the New Wave, and
the terror of "hair" bands (not to mention MTV...which I just did anyway).
Anyone who remembers where they were when they first heard A Flock of Seagulls
can understand why I've always been embarrassed by the times I have been lumped
into. That said, however, I had, maybe three or four years ago, started to
see those times as charmingly goofy, memorably unique, and even quaint.
I'd stack Madonna and Prince up against any Pop performers from any
period. In my opinion, the era of my youth was just as important, and
insipid, as any other. Recently, though, because of my inability to talk
to anyone my age, I've begun to feel like my youth was spent in some sort of
strange cult, of which I am now rightfully ashamed. Tonight, then, I'm
going to try to reclaim the validity of my nostalgia by providing to you, dear
WOMP-Blog reader, a rambling list of some of the stuff that I remember
"fondly"...as you may, too, if you graduated high school while Ronald Reagan was
President;
President
Ford, Shrinky Dinks, Chic, The Greg Kihn Band, Jaws,
American
Bandstand, Newhart, Bosom Buddies, Captain Lou Albano, bellbottoms, station wagons, candy
cigarettes, alligator shirts, skinny ties, Nerf balls, President Carter,
Margaret Thatcher, sitcoms, Three's Company, The Electric
Company, aspirin,
rollerskates, red-white-and-blue basketballs, Pete Rose, Pee Wee Herman,
Purple
Rain, Bill Bixby, AMC
Pacers, Indiana Jones, Dallas,
Bo Derek, Captain Kangaroo, Conjunction Junction, The Amityville Horror, Pop Rocks, Diet Rite, Jiffy Pop, Dynomutt, the Sarlacc,
Sleestaks, Sid and Marty Krofft, dune buggies, Clara Peller, AM radio, 45s,
record players, eight tracks, cassette tapes, Bananarama, banana seats, The
Banana Splits, wax bottles, The Super Friends, YMCA,
pulltabs, Camaros, Muhammad Ali, Don Pardo, Walter Cronkite, Waylon Flowers and
Madam, Mac Davis, Kojak,
The Rockford
Files, President Reagan,
M.A.S.H., Roots,
Barney
Miller, Micronauts, Twiki,
The Black
Hole, The Human League, The
Thompson Twins, Tawny Kitaen, Gregory Harrison, Cheryl Ladd, John Belushi,
Phoebe Cates, Rupert Holmes, Ned Beatty, Christopher Reeves, The General Lee,
the agony of defeat, the smell of cigarettes everywhere,
Brooke Shields, Shields and Yarnell, The Captain and Tennille, Hall and Oates,
duck and cover, Merchant and Ivory, Etch-A-Sketch, rotary dial phones, Steve
Martin, CHiPs,
Lobot, Donna Summer, kung fu grip, TV dials, antennas, CB radios, The Muppet Show, Andy Kaufman, Frankenberry, Count Chocula,
Freakies, Morris the cat, Funions, Munchos, Pringles, Grease, Lite Brite, Kareem Abdul-Jabar, Dr. J., Coach
K., Mr. T, Stacie Q, ELO, Bee Gees, Pink Lady, pink plastic flamingos, Wonder
Bread, Pong, Space Invaders, Cosmos
by Carl Sagan, Omni
Magazine, subscriptions,
letters, postcards, Close
Encounters of The Third Kind, Young
Frankenstein, Phil Donahue,
Rocky, Bluto Blutarsky, Bread, leg-warmers, HR
Pufnstuff, Billy Idol, McGruff the Crime Dog, Pink Panther, dens, air hockey,
Quisp, Cap'n Crunch, King Vitamin, Reggie Jackson, Arthur Fiedler, Welcome Back Kotter, Hawaii Five-O, Hawaiian Punch, Kool Aid, Screaming Yellow Zonkers, fondue,
Fonzie, Fozzy Bear, Flintstones chewable vitamins, typewriters, sleep, Big
Little Books, sideburns, cutoffs, clogs, and TV station sign-offs with The
National Anthem. Here's another, your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
G.I. Joe!
November 20 - Ugh. I was so sick, again, still, yesterday. This is getting ridiculous, Today at the
dread "real" job, I nearly fainted...twice! Tonight...er, well, it's now
after 9:00AM on the 21st, but it's my "tonight"
still....tonight I've been doing a little better, with some medicine and energy
drinks inside of me. I felt good enough, in fact, to get a lot of the
Fallfire 3 follow-up paperwork done, and get a head start
on some more caricature drawings. This is a lesson (one I'm dead-positive
I've blathered about before) for any freelance artist out there; sometimes, you
just gotsta work even when you're sick. Or, in my
case, sometimes I getsta work
when I'm not sick. Whatever. Now, I suppose I
should try to get some rest. Here's your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Rittmeister Baron Hans von Hammer!
November 19 - No fun; my cold has reasserted itself, and I spent my
"relaxing day off" coughing and sneezing and groaning...as did The WOMP Staff,
who finally contracted the same illness. Oh, well...at least we got to
watch the NASCAR Nextel Cup finale. Congratulations, Jimmie Johnson!
Here's your Military Comic
Book Character Of The Day - Corp. Thaddeus Aloysius Cadwallader "Dum Dum"
Dugan!
November 18 - Well, I survived my extra-long day of art doings. As
I type this, it's actually 4:30AM on the 19th, so my report may be disjointed,
and probably cut short at some point, but I did want to tell you all a little of
what happened. First, the book signing at Rivertown Fine Books went well,
but slowly. I signed about ten copies of The Collected Short Stories of L. Frank
Baum, and about six or
seven each of the 2004 and 2005 Ozianas. Not a blockbuster day, by any means, but fairly
pleasant. I was especially happy that many of the people who came to get
the books had never been to the shop before...meaning that I was more of a help
than a hindrance to their business. It's such a great shop, too. The owners, John and Diane, had spent a lot of
time prominently arranging a great number of rare comic book and cartoon related
books in anticipation of the event, so the whole place looked like a comics
museum (or Brent Frankenhoff's house...same thing). I tried to keep from
being intimidated by the original Charles Dana Gibson prints, first edition
Jules Pfeiffer books, and collected volumes featuring cartoon characters from
Henry to Dick Tracy, and from artists like Bill Mauldin, Al Capp, and R.F.
Outcault. Yes, I tried...to no avail. Oh, well. By about
4:00PM, I had overstayed my welcome, so I beat a hasty retreat back to WOMP H.Q.
to gear up for the Fallfire 3 event at Simply. The WOMP Staff and I
began to set up displays of the contest entries by about 5:15, which is good
because folks started filtering in moments later. At 7:00, I interrupted
everyone's conversations to present awards. There was a pretty nice turn
out, with around seven contestants and twenty supporters in attendance.
Representatives from two of the co-sponsors of the contest were also on
hand. Ramona, from Blackhawk Junction, and Kris, from Picture This,
assisted in presenting their awards. I also had all attending artists talk
about their works, and one read her poem. As a special "thank you," I also
gave little paintings to the sponsors and the owner of Simply. These were
"series paintings," done on copies of a single original ink drawing, to which I
then applied colored inks (kind of like watercolors). I even gave away the
original drawing, to Heather De Bruin, the teacher who had been instrumental in
involving PdC high school students in Fallfire
3. There were some
surprising "no-shows," too, but I am reserving my chastising until I'm sure they
weren't abducted by aliens and forced to fight a Gorn, or something
(sorry...Star
Trek marathon on Nick at
Nite). All in all, everything went pretty well. I'll post a more
full report on the Events page at
www.fallfire.org, but, for now, I'm exhausted, so I guess I'll just wrap this up
with your Military Comic Book
Character Of The Day - Cap. Simon
Savage!
November 17 - SO much busier tonight! I have to start my day in
about three hours, so I'm going to forego any real entry, in favor of
sleep. I hope to see you at the L. Frank Baum book signing and/or
Fallfire 3 event later today (Saturday, the 18th).
Until I do, here's your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Col. Robert Hogan!
November 16 - Oh, so busy! Work, work, work! I'm about 90%
ready for the Baum book signing event, and somewhere around 78% prepared for the
Fallfire 3 event. I know that I technically have
another day to wrap everything up, but a large chunk of that will be eaten up by
the dumb "real" job, so I've got to plan ahead a bit. Toward that end, I'm
going to just wrap this up now with your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Pvt. Beetle Bailey!
November 15
- Ahoy-hoy,
everyWOMP. Howzit goin'? Cool. Me? Well, I'm still
stupidly sick. In fact, I am -
Sick and Tired of
Being...Well, You Know
I feel like I'm always
cold
Yet I sweat through my
clothes like a wick
You've probably already
guessed I'm
Sick and tired of being
tired and sick.
My sneezes are like
eruptions
My coughs, from a cannon
fired
And, not just because it
rhymes, I'm
Sick and tired of being
sick and tired.
I'm woozy, weapy, wobbly,
weak
And I'm having real trouble
just seeing
I'm really starting to feel
like I'm
Just sick and tired of
being!
Worst above all other
conditions,
And no-one around me can
doubt it,
Is that all my complaints
have made you
Sick and tired of hearing
about it!
Now,
here's your Military Comic
Book Character Of The Day - Cap. Steve "Balloon Buster" Savage,
Jr.!
November 14 - I'm a little better now, both in health and mood.
Thankfully, I think that I'm working my way out of the general malaise that has
overtaken me recently. Stuff happens; move on. And so I shall.
It is now VERY late in the day of the 15th as I type this "November 14" entry,
but I wanted to post it anyway, just to get back on track a bit. Things
are really popping for me
this week, culminating, I assume, in the L. Frank Baum book signing and the
Fallfire 3 event, both this Saturday. I also have
several smaller art commissions to be completed between
now and then, and much more interest in my services than I'm used to (due,
perhaps, to the extra on-line exposure provided to me by Official Friends of WOMP, Brent Frankenhoff and Tim Seeley?).
Whatever the causes for the sudden uptick, the end result may be total
exhaustion. I'm already down to less than three hours of sleep per day,
and it's DAYS before the busiest part of my schedule. Thankfully, I'll
also have Sunday off from the dread "real" job, so I should be able to
recuperate while watching the last NASCAR race of the season (Go Matt
Kenseth! Or Dale Earnhardt, Jr.! Or Kevin Harvick! Or, well,
even Jimmie Johnson...I guess I don't care so much who will win the championship, as much as I hope that it will be an
exciting finale for a change). For right now, though, I'm going to just
wrap this up with your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Lt. Johnny "Navajo Ace" Cloud!
November 13 - Hey there. I'm really "down" today. I've
greatly disappointed one of my supporters, and I don't know if I can fix the
situation. It's all my fault - although, to be fair, it happened because I
have been sick (as you've read for the last week) and swamped with work,
including extra stints at the dumb "real" job. Still...still, I should
have found a way to prevent it. I'm working on patching things up, but I
think I've really blown it. I feel so rotten, so lowly, that I just
couldn't post anything last night (it's now 3:00PM on the 14th, and I go to the
dread "real" job at 3:30). I did update the WOMP Character of The Week
(see it HERE), but,
otherwise, succumbed to my flu and depression. The next few days will be
so busy, that I may not ever really get out of this mood, but I'll try.
Now, though, I'd better wrap this up with your Military Comic Book Characters Of The Day -
Gunner and Sarge (and Pooch)!
November 12 - BANG! I
was just wrapping up some more caricatures at the extreme tail end of my day, at
around 4:40AM, when I heard a very loud "BANG" from outside, after which the
power went out! AGAIN!
I stumbled to the door so that
I could run outside to find the source of the explosion. Whatever had
happened, it wasn't specifically connected to WOMP H.Q., since I could see that
the street lights were out for about three blocks in any direction.
Whew...at least our house wasn't on fire or anything. When I came back
inside, The WOMP Staff had been jerked out of a dead sleep by the sound, then
frightened by my unexplained absence. I explained to her what I knew, set
our battery powered back-up alarm clock for her, and gave up on any idea of
posting a WOMP-Blog entry...or doing anything else other than just going to
bed. Now, at 11:00AM, the power's back, but I'm still confused as to what
the heck happened. I hope to find out more later today. That reminds
me to tell you, dear WOMP-Blog reader, that you're invited to the official
Fallfire 3 event to be held this Saturday, November 18th,
at Simply, a cafe in Prairie du Chien, from 6:00PM to about 9:00PM. Any
attending artists are asked to bring their Fallfire entry originals with them if
possible, where they will be placed on display with others. Dinner hours
have been extended especially for the event so that attendees and their guests
can, if they wish, order from the usual menu before a short program begins at
7:00PM (so bring your money!). Prizes and awards will be handed out to
winners, and all artists may be asked to say a few words about their
works. Please come to share your experiences with your fellow
participants! Simply is located at 204 West Blackhawk Avenue, Prairie du
Chien, Wisconsin 53821. More information (including a map to Simply) can
be found on the Events page at
www.fallfire.org. If possible, please RSVP by e-mailing fallfire@johnmundtesquire.com. I hope to see you there! Now, here's your
Military Comic Book Character
Of The Day - Pvt. Sad Sack!
November 11 - Veterans Day. The most appropriate day to talk about
War Comics. I know that I devote a large part of my comics musings to
superheroes, but I'm really a fan of all kinds of comic books. As a kid, I
lived through the tail end of the era of War Comics, and they had a tremendous
effect on me. While some (and some of my favorites at that) were flights
of odd fantasy, like those featuring the impossibly bizarre Creature Commandos,
most were stories of average, if grizzled, men who were just doing what they had
to do. These stories were such a welcome departure from rock-em, sock-em
superpowered brawls and overblown super-rhetoric. While I might
have wished to
be like Batman, I wondered if I
might be like Sgt. Rock. By the time I was reading
comics of World War One sky battles and World War Two frontline grunts, the
blind patriotism of earlier comics had been replaced by weary, and wary,
anti-war stories clearly inspired by the specter of Viet Nam. No heroic,
musclebound G.I. was posing dramatically in front of a line of men shouting
"Let's give 'em Hell, boys!" These characters were just guys; cowering,
complaining, rotten, stupid, blundering, exhausted, and, often, much more heroic
guys. One Sgt. Rock story that I remember illustrates this pretty
well. It was about a new, inexperienced "gung-ho" lieutenant who was
endangering Rock's battle-tested unit with worthless commands straight from the
ineffective training manual. Rock tries to explain why such tactics won't
work, but he is rebuffed and put on notice. The Joes, who all know better,
do as they are told anyway, and, after many needless deaths, total disaster is
narrowly avoided only when they all finally take matters into their own hands,
ironically saving the lieutenant's life in the process. Eventually, the
lieutenant, now demoted, understands the magnitude of the effect of his blind
arrogance, and, by story's end, he, too, is a battle-scarred soldier who looks
on his fresh-faced, by-the-book replacement with the same kind of haggard face
that had greeted him. It's a formulaic story, as many War Comics are, but
it has a certain poetry to it. It follows the logic that you feel in your
gut more than in your heart. And that's what the best War Comics stories
affect; your gut - that dark, trembly, adrenalized pit of your soul and sum of
your fears that really
motivates you, in spite of whatever else you like to imagine. And, for all
of the flowery prose and fiery propaganda that has been written about soldiers
at war, the truth is that good war
stories are really about you. How
would you react in the same circumstances? Would you have the brains and
the dumb luck to survive? Or would your gut fail you? For me, I'm
glad that I've never had to learn that lesson first hand, but, throughout
history, too many people have had to find out the hard way. To them, I
dedicate this Veterans Day entry, and the Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
The Unknown Soldier!
November 10 - Happy WOMP-Blog Day! Yep, the WOMP-Blog has finally
graduated from toddler to child on this, it's third birthday! Three years
of this...it's like some sort of miracle that I've stuck with it. It
hasn't always been easy (for example, I am still sick...like very), but it has often been fun. To commemorate the
event, I offer here my list of...
Top
Ten WOMP-Blog "Firsts"
10) First
Entry - November 10,
2003 (something about The Packers and...what was I trying to
say?)
9)
First Whine - November
11, 2003 (complaint about a sore back and a lack of ideas)
8)
First Skipped Day -
November 28, 2003 (I must have had a good reason...like being
sick?)
7)
First "Dread 'Real' Job"
- January 13, 2004 (I called it the "dreaded 'real' job")
6)
First Contest - December
10, 2003 (to win "pen test" artwork)
5) First Posted Story - September 28, 2004 (the recently reprinted Those Kind of
Guys)
4) First "Top Ten" - December 31, 2003 (Top 10 "Top Ten" Lists With Only One Thing On Each List
Instead of Ten)
3)
First "...Of The Day" -
November 29, 2005 (Comic Book Character of The Day - Little
Audrey)
2)
First "Official Friend of WOMP" - March 22, 2004 (Aaron Uglum)
1)
First Reference To My Wife As "The WOMP Staff" - December 31, 2003!
There will
probably be several more "firsts" as I continue my "daily" postings, so I hope
you'll be here to share them with me. You, in fact, might have been the
most important, if undeterminable, WOMP-Blog First; the first WOMP-Blog
reader! Here is your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
PFC. Gomer Pyle!
November 9 - Yoips! Someone is Googling me! For some reason,
the number of daily hits on any given page of the WOMP-Site went from an average
of three to a sudden twenty, thirty, or more. At first, I chalked this up
to the ending of the Fallfire 3 contest (the fallfire.org
page, for example, had sixty-five total hits over the last two days).
Then, my own automated Google
alert for news articles
featuring the word "Mundt" hit upon a story that wasn't about Victorian writer
Clara "Luise Muhlbach" Mundt, former South Dakota Senator (and distant cousin)
Karl Mundt, NPR personality Todd Mundt, or the Mundt who is accused of killing
his neighbor someplace in Florida. Nope, this time it was about ME!
And it's not even about Fallfire 3, my impending book signing, nor even my
legendarily freakish third eye on the back of my neck. Nope, this time, it
was about me, creator of The Adventures of Monkey! Shocked, I followed the link to an interview with
Official Friend of
WOMP, and superpowered comics
creating monkey, Tim
Seeley! Seems that Devil's Due Publishing, quick
on the heals of their wildly successful How to Publish... series, has tricked Tim into writing his own book, How to Be A Comic Book Artist...(Not Just
How to Draw). For
some reason, he mentions me in the
interview! Check that out by clicking HERE.
It's pretty cool! Tonight, I'm still pretty sick, but this unexpected
notoriety made me feel a little
better...although the news that, although rare, not only can people get mumps
twice, but that both my uncle and my own Mom
did, has since made me a hypochondriac mess.
Sigh. That's the way it goes, I guess. Tomorrow...well, I
hope to talk about War Comics stories, as I've been
teasing for about a week now, but I already know a little secret about the next
WOMP-Blog entry...a secret that most likely will postpone
that report yet again. Tune-in in twenty-four. Now, though, it's
time for your Military Comic
Book Character Of The Day - Col. Steve
Trevor!
November 8 - I've said it before, and I will say it again (right now);
being sick is so stupid! I don't know exactly what I have, but it's
somewhere between a cold and the mumps. It's annoying, painful, and just
so stupid! Thankfully, I had the day off from the
dread (but, at this point, still necessary) "real" job, so I've been able to
convalesce, a little. Speaking of mumps, all of this reminds me of when I
actually had that oddly named malady when I was a kid. I may have talked
about this before, but just humor me; I'm sick. Anyhoo, it was way back in
the day, when Disco was King, the President was a genius, and The Net was
something used to catch The Fish or The Butterflies. If you've never had
the pleasure of being afflicted with mumps, let me try to describe the
experience. Mumps is a nasty viral infection of the salivary glands, which
causes bone-warping swelling under your jaw, crazy fever, hearing loss, and, in
my case, a state of semi-delirium. My case of mumps actually affected my
left side worse than my right, so I sort of listed to one side, causing a sort
of dizziness that prevented me from standing well and walking more than a few
steps without falling down. Fun! Bed-ridden and miserably loopy, I
was left with nothing to do but read and draw. You never know what events
from your childhood will have lasting influence on your adult life until you are
deep into that adulthood. It's only recently that I've recognized that my
Mumps Period led to my love of the works of Ogden Nash
(based on his collection of poems, Bed Riddance), my distaste for polka (thanks to the constant, and unwelcome,
polkafest on my Mom's just-out-of-reach radio), my still increasing hearing loss
(by high school, I'd already been told that I'd be completely deaf one day), and
my understanding of how to tap into my own imagination (easily the best thing to
come from being sick). My drawings from that period are marked by unusual,
trippy imagination, unrestrained by the hobbles of sense and logic. One
drawing (and I'm almost positive I've talked about this before) features a
swirling sea of energy, trapped in which are, among other things, a Frankenstein
frog, a singing lamp-cannon, and a midget French chef named Pifi.
Really. Later, when the mumps had moved on, I looked at those drawings and
thought "What the heck was I thinking?" And that's the secret; I wasn't
thinking, I was just letting the inspiration flow
directly from the creative corner of my brain to my right hand,
unfiltered. It's almost as if creativity itself had infected me along with
the mumps. Since then, I have learned that I can play with the amount of
"logic" that mixes with that flow of inspiration. That, in all truth, is
what I find to be the most fun aspect of what I do. Often, when I complain
about drawing (and I do, all the time), it's because the technical, craft side
of what I do is not anywhere near as proficient nor interesting to me as is the
pure creative process. The last half of my life, in fact, has been a
struggle to bring those two elements closer together without sacrificing
either. And it all stems from being sick. Hmm. I'll try to
keep that positive thought in my head every time I go into a dry, searing,
hacking cough or an achy, pitiful moan. Ugh. Well, I'd better get
some more bed-rest, so here's your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Sgt. Michael Lee "Combat" Kelly!
November 7 - Today, while the rest of the nation has been voting for
inconsequential stuff like governors, senators, and representatives, I have been
in agony! I'm as sick as a dog, which hasn't helped, but the agonizing
came as I tried to decide who won the Fallfire 3 contest! There were so many great entries that it
was nearly torture to have to pare the list down, first by half, then a "top
ten," and finally a small handful who actually became the winners. And
those winners are (drumroll please)...
- First
Place Award - Megan Reed for
"Nature is
Beauty"
-
Second Place Award - Natalie
Heiring for "Leaf Looker"
-
Picture This Award for Best Photographic Entry - also Megan Reed's "Nature is Beauty"
- Orion
Computers Award for Best Entry from an Artist Over 30 - Eric Gillitzer for his (untitled?)
poem
-
Blackhawk Junction Award for Best Entry from the Tri-State Area - Skywalker Payne for "Fallfire"
-
AmericInn Award for Most Unique Entry - Kelli Boylen for "Autumn Necklace"
- Founder's
Award for Special Achievement - Kenneth Durril for his untitled poem in the tanka
style
I could
have given each of these prizes to several other entries as well...it was so
awful to have to pick just one winner of each award. Also, I still haven't
actually counted the total number of entries (around 30...just a good guess)
because some are actual works, which are in careful stacks all over WOMP H.Q.,
and some entries were submitted on-line, so I haven't really seen them all in
one place yet. That also made the decisions difficult. Strangely, I
had no problem judging a painting against a poem against a photograph, or
whatever. I have a pretty strong idea of what this contest means to me, so
the entries were measured to that, each receiving a sort of "1 to 10 scale"
rating within that measurement. That's a bit of an oversimplification, but
it is a fair characterization. Now, as I watch the late, late election results, I am happy to see that at least MY contest has
wrapped up in a single night, and everyone knows who the winners are! Now,
I'm off to get some bed rest. As I sleep, maybe I'll continue last night's
dream about the invasion of Europe. It may help to think about tonight's
Military Comic Book Character
Of The Day - Pvt. Gabriel Jones!
November 6 - It was a semi-perfect storm that kept me from posting over
the last few days. Sorry! Beyond the normal stuff that often keeps
me from blogging (laziness, work, squirrel attack, etc.), I have been consumed
by Fallfire contest stuff AND a stupid cold. Both
seem to be ending as I type this (late in the morning of the 7th). I will
continue with my deathless musings regarding "War Comics" later, but I'm going
to acquiesce to the forces that are pushing on me for now, and just wrap this up
with your Military Comic Book
Character Of The Day - PFC. Edward
Marks!
November 5 - Yep, another no-show. Sorry. Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Pvt. Duane Doberman!
November 4 - Oops! Here's what would have been the Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Lt. Jeb Stuart!
November 3 - I was originally going to call this month's "...Of The Day"
feature your War Comic Book Character Of The Day. Then I thought that I couldn't, at least
not right now, even appear to be
promoting war. However, I could, and do, support the men and women of the
armed services. And, when it comes right down to it, these characters
aren't "war" characters, per se. They are, rather, characters in military
uniform who happened to be involved in war. What they do, and where they
go, may be affected by the battles they are ordered to fight, but who they are
is decided more by the battles within. That cliche, so often used, still
holds true. Their spirit and character are less defined by their experiences than they are revealed by
them. That also works for all heroes, villains, and the rest of us who are
somewhere in between. In that way, the wars in "War Comics" have always
been allegory for the trials and tribulations of life in general. War is
sometimes described as a lifetime's worth of experiences crammed into a few
months. War is life, and death, in the extreme. The characters
caught in that extreme are laid bare. There is no room the masks or
subtlety of normal life. If you were secretly a jerk as a civilian, the
secret will be out very quickly during war. In fact, your personality is
often pushed to the nth degree. In this way, even fantasy figures like The
Iron Major and Sgt. Rock are still seen as some of the most realistic comics
characters because actual historic figures, like scar-faced Nazi commando Otto
Skorzeny and World War One's conscientious everyman soldier Sgt. Alvin York,
really lived lives that make comic books look like...well, like comic
books. So, with that idea now firmly in my mind, I amended my plans for
this month's postings. I settled on "Military" so that I could include
characters who operate outside war, or even any particular branch of the
service. Also, even though I envisioned this as a tribute to Veterans'
Day, there will be some characters who are not U.S. soldiers. Some will be
foreign fighters, and others will be outright villains. Keep in mind,
then, that this is just a list of characters...not endorsements of their
fictional actions. Tomorrow, I hope to write about the stories in the
comics themselves, but, for now, I'll leave you with your Military Comic Book Character Of The Day -
Capt. Willy Schultz!
November 2 - I don't have much for ya tonight. I'm just wrapping
up a ten hour stretch of sitting at my drawing desk...where I was actually
drawing stuff (it's not like I just sat there for
ten hours...although, you'll have to admit, even that alone
would be grueling!). Since it's 5:00AM, and my back is complaining loudly
(and don't even get me started about my aching rear-end), I think I'll just post
your Military Comic Book
Character Of The Day - Pvt. Steve
Rogers!
November 1 - Things are pretty good here, in spite of the sadness that
dominated our work day at the dumb "real" job. I know nothing more about
the untimely passing of my co-worker's daughter, so, for now, I want to move on
to other things, if I may. Of course, now I can't remember any of the
things I thought I was going to talk about...so I'll just stall for time by
telling you that there's a new WOMP Character of The Week. Her name is Memoria (not
the best name, but read about her HERE and it
will make more sense). Hmmm...what else? Well, I can tell you that I
haven't even added up the total number of entrants in this year's Fallfire
contest. There are several, though...like around thirty. I've tried
not to look at them in advance of the judging, so I won't have a total until
later this week. Um...oh, why can't I remember what I was going to talk
about? I suppose that I can blame the late hour for my temporary memory
loss (it's just past 6:00AM as I type this)...or maybe I can blame Memoria, as
long as I'm talking about her. Whatever the case, I guess I'll just wrap
this up for now (after which, I am sure to remember). In conclusion, to
honor Veterans' Day later this month, I offer here the first of this month's
Military Comic Book Character
Of The Day - Sgt. Nick
Fury!